Loki_Six

Meg - Look, Mom, I've had it. I am not baby-sitting anymore. It's Saturday night, I could be out having a life. Lois - Meg, if you don't want to baby-sit anymore, that's fine. But don't you stand there and lie to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM

"Hey, baby. How would you like to go black, and then make a difficult decision regarding whether or not to go back?"

"So, tell me... is there any tread left on the tyres at all? Or, at this point, would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"

"There will come a time when you will be responsible for our people. But when your time comes, you must lead with your head, not with your heart. Can you do that?"

Count Odo - There was someone else. A great warrior. He spiked our machine and he did it alone. I have never seen a man of such strength and such violence. Who is he? Sinric - His name is Rollo. He is the brother of King Ragnar. The leader of the Northmen. He is a famous warrior. He fights like a crazy bear.

"With Carol I promised never to love another woman until I die. She made no such promise."

Monica - 007 gets all the ladies. Chandler - Batman has Robin.

A "no sex" pact, huh? I have one of those with every woman in America.

"I think the centerpieces are too big."